1 . YOUR REAL NAME:

- Laura Hapke

2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

- Lauizzle. How would you even pronounce that? It would be easier to pronounce if I spelled my name Lara, in which case it would Larizzle, which has fewer awkward vowels.

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

- Red Amoeba. OK, I don’t have a favorite animal at the moment. For a very long time it was the Tiger, but then I started going to a school with that animal as a mascot and could no longer, in good conscience, have the Tiger as a favorite animal. And Plus, “Red Tiger” sounds like a Kung-Fu Villain, not a detective.

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)

- Hapla. It’s beautiful. Danma and I can form an alliance and attempt to overthrow something. It will all be great fun. Danma, call me if you're interested.

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink}

- Blue Coke. This does not sound like a superhero name. This sounds like a slang term for something I would not recommend snorting. Or smoking. Or ingesting in any way whatsoever.

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)

- Apmarapke. It was kind of working until the ‘ pke’.

7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)

- Laura Blaine. Blaine. That should have been part of my detective name. Blaine Grey would be a fabulous one!

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)

- Black Tasha. This sounds like something you could order at a fancy bar. “ . . . and a Black Tasha, for the lady.”